What can be said, they're aliens with a job to do and slowly but surely it's going to drive them insane. It's the quirky little web comic that could EBEJEEBIES about 3 little Zeta Retuculan grays with piles of issues and about as much common sense as a bucket of rock salt. Originally an in-joke on Christmas cards I began in 1990 now they've finally come into their own as an anime film comic-type... thing appearing on Coast to Coast AM.com.

For now here's a quick and dirty intro to our 3 bumbling alien heroes. Check back to this section for more in-depth information and goodies in the future. Keep watching those skies!

The EBEJEEBIES Web episodes

 

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Crell: He's the De-facto leader of these 3 loons. Committed to duty at the beginning of their assignment to Earth he quickly begins to unravel as things go wrong. He soon becomes perplexed as to why they have to abduct humans after an extremely unhealthy dose of TV viewing (he and the other 2 are seriously addicted to television). Crell's the most pessimistic of the three and has an acerbic slicing wit that's always pummeling the obvious with a sledgehammer. Always angry as indicated by his bulging vein on his big ole Zeta melon.
Gleeb: Poor, poor dim-bulb of an alien Gleeb. He's by far the most warm and fuzzy-optimistic of the 3, if by his boundless cluelessness. Often the bane of Crell's existence causing more trouble than they could ever dream of. His childlike and curious nature is punctuated by his love of toys, he especially likes antique space toys, he thinks they look round and bubbly. Gleeb's fear of Crell's popping vein has caused him to wear a Band-Aid on his head in order to prevent his own head from exploding, poor little fella.

Clickie my dome for my model sheet, just don't touch my Band-Aid!

Clickie my dome for my model sheet as my bean is full of stuff!

Zax: The smart one, well by default he is. Zax is pretty much in charge of the saucer's upkeep and operation. If something is broken he tries, mindful of the word tries here, to fix it. He's obsessed with "cool" techie stuff and as such is fascinated with Earth's obsession with stuff as well, it's a marriage made in EBE heaven. He's actually fairly capable but can at times have serious lapses of judgment, like letting Gleeb touch stuff. Zax soon becomes UN-spooled in his own odd way just as Crell does. We get to watch, it's funny.
Fyll, Reticulan Supreme Commander: One of the Ancients and therefore leaders of the Grays. Fyll is one of many of these insectoid beings that oversee the operations of the smaller Grays throughout the various systems within their sphere of influence. Upon our 3 alien knucklehead heroes station to Earth Fyll is also stationed there as Supreme Commander of Earth abduction operations. Don't let all this serious character bio fool you, Fyll is just as insane as the 3 stars of this strip and his apparent silliness (not clearly shown in his episode 1introductory appearance) will emerge as the EBEs adventures continue.

Clickie my dome for my model sheet, ya smitza. You guys could screw up a planet core with a squishy stone!

 

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